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"FEMA has issued an apology, saying that they had an error in judgment when they were attempting to get out a lot of information to reporters, who were asking for answers to a variety of questions in regard to the wildfires in California," Perino said. "It's not something I would have condoned. And they I'm sure they will not do it again."
-- White House press secretary Dana Perino
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But alas, the fake PR cat was already out of the bag.
DATELINE: FLORIDA GOLF COURSE
O.J. Simpson: Glad most of you could make it to my release party for "If I Did Threaten The Crap Out of That Sports Merchandiser." I'm sorry to say that the Goldmans and Browns won't be able to get here in time, but I'm expected at the first tee in five minutes, so, tough. Yes,
Reporter: Why were you set up in Vegas?
Simpson: Why don't you ask the Vegas Police Department or better yet, the LAPD? Never mind, I'm sure there are some of them right here. Detective...
Detective Al Cowlings: Is it true that Mark Furhrman planted the guns on your co-defendants who have turned states evidence to get lighter sentences?
Simpson: If I had to make a bet, yes. And I truly believe you'll find the answer lies in the life of Faye Resnick. Right Faye?
"Resnick": Yes. And yes, I did it.
Simpson: Fore!
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