EVERYTHING PROVES DEMS SOFT ON TERRORISM
by Steve Young
Steve Young columns
it takes another potential 9/11, like the terrorist Gatorade-gel plan to
bring down planes over the Atlantic, to realize how wrong and at fault the
Democrats are on the war on terror.
Add the Ned Lamont win in Connecticut
to their traitorous mix, and the Democratic Party might as well draw al
Qaeda a map to every one of those Homeland Security targets in Indiana.
Ask RNC chairman Ken Mehlman.
Ask Dick Cheney.
Ask Sean Hannity.
Ask the guy who wrote the Republican talking points that were sent out moments after Joe Lieberman
finished his non-concession speech.
Sure, some call it fear-mongering. But is it fear-mongering to note remind us
that World Wars only occured when Democratic Presidents were in office?
It only takes a cursory flip through the history books to chronicle the Democratic
Party's connection to the world's most horrific events, even as they work hard today
to undermine our troops.
The Flintstones -- Early liberals like Barney, Fred, Wilma and Betty
selfishly ate humongously large dinosaur ribs, forsaking the benefits of
leaving the enormous mammoths to just die and become mammoth deposits of
oil so that we didn't have to go into terrorist-swathed countries just to
power a well-deserved Hummer or two.
Crusades -- The only thing that kept "Passion of the Christ" from being a
documentary was the fact that you couldn't find a decent camera in 33.
With director Gibson proving once and for all that the Jews nailed
Christ, is there any question that most of the Jewish faith in America
are Democrats? Is there any question that without the Christians who
resulted from the aftermath of Christ's death -- and later non-death --
that we would not have had the Crusades. Thank you, Howard Dean.
Paris Hilton -- She's got all the money in the world but one must wonder
why, with all that cash and clout, does she get herself in so much
trouble? One word: Democrats. How would you feel if you had earned all
that money from the difficult task of being born and then Harry Reid only
let you keep countless millions by taxing the death of your benefactors
and attempting to throw your rightful inheritance into an increase of the
minimum wage? Who would blame you for feeling like become painfully
obnoxious or blowing up a plane or two?
Planet of the Apes -- We were once a country of powerful humans and then
the Democrats started pushing to kill the future powerful humans into
abortions and stem cell murders. Was it any wonder the seemingly less
intelligent creatures (proto-Democrats) ended up enslaving Charlton
Global Warming -- No one can question that until Al Gore and his liberal
scientist community ilk came up with the term and the movie, there was no
global warming to speak of. Sure, the earth might have been getting
hotter, but tell me anyone would have noticed if it weren't for
Democrats? Now were stuck with it, and as we all know, tensions increase
during the hot summer months, especially amongst terrorists. Thank you,
Mr. Gore, for caring so-o-o-o much about our earth. Or is it the
destruction of said earth?
Homosexuals -- Other than the few who live in political Log Cabins,
Hollywood, or with the Indigo Girls, would there really be all that many
gays if it weren't for the Democratic Party? Sharper clothes, better
bodies, artistic to a fault, pushed for more and more equal rights by the
Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank, the homosexual community's incessant
recruiting of our young becomes easier and more attractive. Known to have
major problems procreating, once they've been allowed to induct all our
kids, how long before -- except for the terrorists -- there are none us
left. And don't get me started on the Teletubbies.
Floyd Landis -- Do we need Cindy Sheehan to move next to us to understand
that Americans are meant to ride bike in Crawford, Texas, not around the
Arch de Triumph? But with the Michael Moore/Al Franken defeatist wing of
the Democratic Party pushing us to stay friends with and ride bikes in
the defeatist French-speaking nation, who wouldn't take drugs? How soon
will our naive bike-riding American children start taking
performance-enhancing drugs? Don't think the terrorists aren't just
waiting for those children to grow up into marijuana-sedated adults
easily defeated with nary a hair-gel explosive required.
Herpes -- The sexual revolution, a Democratic Party party that set in
motion non-procreating sex and every single STD known to man. Even
liberal scientists will back up the fact that with no sex we could rid
the world of sexual transmitted disease. Now it might be too late, as it
seems that John Murtha just doesn't get that terrorists have been
emboldened by the Democratic males' morning-after cut-and-run tactic. If
we need to, let's have sex over there so we don't have to have it over
It would be smart for every American to take a breath and realize that
the two party system exists the same way that good and bad does. Let's
not choose the one that wants the terrorists or the Dixie Chicks to win.
Steve's newest wacky novel for the kiddies, "15 MINUTES" (HarperCollins),
hits the book shelves this month. (www.greatfailure.com)
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